[Defunctland voice]
It was a standard carousel; it sat six riders at a time and spun at a moderate pace. But one thing set it apart from other similar attractions…
A mounted shotgun, which killed two thirds of the riders.
Enter: Michael Eisner
looking at other women in public always has me like:
that is such a look.. that is such a look… now that is such a look… that’s a look… elegant… beautiful… yet another good look… stunning… i’m taking notes… that’s a good look… another good outfit…wow
came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do
Mom friend already exists
false. mom friend is the one that makes sure youve been kind to yourself, have eaten, and are emotionally stable
friend dom is the one whose animosity you can feel radiating through their stare as they choose the hangout activity for the 68th time in a row
i love when women are like looking for smth in their pocketbook and u hear like glass breaking and bombs going off from inside there
big bird is genuinely such a solid concept for a character. like it’s a large bird
